[Eyes blink open. Birds chirrup outside.] Hmmm … I wonder if there’s been any more blowback over the condolence call to the Gold Star widow. [Reaches for phone.]
@pamwriter: NO! DON’T!
OK, I just want to check on Puerto Rico then. How much water, electricity …
@pamwriter: NO!
Well then, I’ll just check the temperature outside. [Reaches for phone.]
@pamwriter no, you know where that will lead
This is not fair. Not fair at all.
@pamwriter completely, eminently fair
C’mon — just a little pick-me-up before my shower. Before this crazy crush of a day begins. I just want to see what Josh Marshall has to say about the soulless coward’s lies about —
@pamwriter NO! Think about how much time you waste EVERY SINGLE DAY trying to satisfy —
That would be #EDIFY
@pamwriter no, SATISFY SATISFY SATISFY your craving